OK, we're evil.

We spent nine minutes shooting John with a paint ball gun last night. Why? Well, it was kind of John's idea. He was asking for it.

You see, John recently started playing paint ball, and he was bragging about this and that and saying how awesome it is shooting at kids and 40-year-old virgins. And of course, there always comes the challenge in there. We ask "how much does it hurt?" and then it turns into this.

But to be fair, we did as for donations. John didn't put his body though that amount of pain for nothing. Listeners raised enough money for us to buy a new flip camera (so we will start posting more YouTube videos of show happenings) and a new audio mixer, which we desperately needed. So, if you think about it, John's a martyr.

So yes, we did shoot John multiple times in the chest, crotch, and butt repeatedly while he told bad jokes. But it was for the good of the show. And I like to think that every ball that didn't break when hitting his skin is just a little reminder of all the fun we had.